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#11    Author: hwijaya  Location: USA  Post Posted: Wed, 29-02-2012 3:03 pm

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him". Ketawa Ngakak

Catatan: di kitab Yunus tidak disebut ikan paus, tapi "Leviathan" (mahluk laut/monster laut yg besar). Tenggorokan ikan paus memang kecil.

#12    Author: brother sun    Post Posted: Wed, 29-02-2012 3:38 pm

Ketawa Ngakak Ketawa Ngakak Ketawa Ngakak

NB: selama ini saya juga beranggapan Yunus di telan oleh ikan paus Embarassed

#13    Author: tedi    Post Posted: Sun, 21-01-2018 12:33 am

Seorang bapak tua lagi cek up ke dokter:
Bapak: dokter, saya mo panjang umur. tolong sarannya..
dokter: anda minum kopi?
bapak: tidak, merokok juga sudah berhenti.
dokter: makan daging kambing?
bapak: enggak berani dok.. kolesterol bisa tinggi..
dokter: makan duren?
bapak: wah apalagi, enggak dok, takut kena stroke.
dokter: masih berhubungan intim dgn istri?
bapak: sangat jarang, hampir gak pernah...
dokter: masih suka ngelirik cewek cantik?
bapak: ya gak beranilah dok, bisa dipentung sama istri.
dokter: payah... lha kalo gitu buat apa bapak pengen panjang umur???

#14    Author: tedi    Post Posted: Sun, 29-04-2018 5:07 am

Guru: kenapa kau terlambat, Ucok?
Ucok: berkelahi mamak sana bapakku, Pak.
Guru: Jadi kau tunggu merkea selesai berkelahi baru kau berangkat?
Ucok: Bukan pak. Aku tunggu sepatuku, satu dipegang mamak, satu lagi dipegang bapak.

Ketawa Ketawa Ketawa

#15    Author: tedi    Post Posted: Mon, 30-07-2018 11:03 am

Suatu hari suami yg cadel berkata pada istrinya:
Suami: yang aku ada tugas kantol besok..
Istri: oke, pergi kemana yang?
Suami: ke Banjalmasin samalinda.
Istri: baik yang, titidijay yah..

Besoknya sang suami pergi ke Banjarmasin sama Linda.


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