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hwijaya



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PostPosted: Wed, 29-02-2012 3:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him". Ketawa Ngakak

Catatan: di kitab Yunus tidak disebut ikan paus, tapi "Leviathan" (mahluk laut/monster laut yg besar). Tenggorokan ikan paus memang kecil.
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brother sun



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PostPosted: Wed, 29-02-2012 3:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ketawa Ngakak Ketawa Ngakak Ketawa Ngakak

NB: selama ini saya juga beranggapan Yunus di telan oleh ikan paus Embarassed
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tedi



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PostPosted: Sun, 21-01-2018 12:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seorang bapak tua lagi cek up ke dokter:
Bapak: dokter, saya mo panjang umur. tolong sarannya..
dokter: anda minum kopi?
bapak: tidak, merokok juga sudah berhenti.
dokter: makan daging kambing?
bapak: enggak berani dok.. kolesterol bisa tinggi..
dokter: makan duren?
bapak: wah apalagi, enggak dok, takut kena stroke.
dokter: masih berhubungan intim dgn istri?
bapak: sangat jarang, hampir gak pernah...
dokter: masih suka ngelirik cewek cantik?
bapak: ya gak beranilah dok, bisa dipentung sama istri.
dokter: payah... lha kalo gitu buat apa bapak pengen panjang umur???
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